Anna is in the ring with her old chum, Carrie Underwood in her corner. The only one missing from the group is Dolce. Carrie applauds Anna as she bounces her butt and boobies in the ring like a lava lamp. Carries the only one on her feet for Anna.
The rest of the audience are sitting on their asses. Waiting for her opponent to come out. Brandi Rhodes makes her entrance to a delighted crowd. Brandi pauses at the top of the ramp.
I needed this.
Brandi soaks in the cheers, before finally marching down to the ring.
Time for me to make my moment.
After in ring introductions are completed, the bell rings to start the first match of S3.
JR: “Boy, King it’s great to see Brandi Rhodes, Anna, and Carrie Underwood back!”
King: “You and me both, brother! Especially Anna! Look at that ass!”
Brandi runs the ropes and attempts to clothesline Anna.
Anna easily dodges this one as she doubles down.
Anna rises back up. Perhaps celebrating prematurely as she turns around.
JR: “Brandi has her scouted, King!”
Brandi with a punch right to the throat of Anna.
Anna coughs uncontrollably, trying to grasp for air.
Brandi then takes a step back from Anna.
She pounces like she’s ready for her moment. Her booty tight as she squats.
Brandi then launches her right foot and connects Anna’s head with the tip of her boot.
King: “OUCH!”
JR: “What a Chick Kick!”
Anna goes down hard to the floor not moving.
Brandi hooks the thick leg of Anna with ease.
Carrie yells for Anna. “GET UP! Anna WAKE UP!”
The ref counts this one up and it’s over.
JR: “Brandi just squashed Anna!”
King: “Oh no! I think she needs CPR, JR! I better go help her!”
JR: “Settle down tiger! The refs got this!”
Brandi ask for a mic. A staff member quickly obliges.
“This goes out to whomever is a champion! That means YOU! Nikki Bella! And that means YOU TOO!! Trish Stratus!” Brandi points to the camera as she makes her declaration. “I’m coming for gold! I haven’t had my shot yet. So I’m taking it!”
The crowd cheers her on loudly.
BRANDI! BRANDI! BRANDI!
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