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S2 17.5 RAW Main Event Qualifier Carmella vs. ????

Carmella comes out first. She’s in the center of the ring, owning it, as she waits for her opponent. “Come on! Let’s see who I need to beat up next!” The theme music of Trish’s ‘bestie’ can be heard throughout the arena. “Is this a joke?!” Carmella questions the referee, “You gotta be kidding me …

S2 17.3 RAW Will the Real Lana Please Stand Up

JR: “Anna Jay has had problems with Melina lately. Hopefully she can stay focused on the task at hand and work with Alexa to defeat Lana and Torrie.” King: “Last week on RAW, Lana came back and attacked her mentor, Alexa. Lana has chose Torrie over Alexa. Torrie’s got her back now!” Alexa is in …

S2 16.4 RAW Qualifier Alexa Bliss vs Torrie Wilson

King: “Boy did Torrie humiliate Alexa again at the Royal Rumble last night, JR!” The King giggles as he proceeds to chuckle unceremoniously away. “Torrie shoved her lollipop in Alexa’s mouth and threw her out of the Rumble!” JR: “That was disturbing, horrendous and tasteless!” The King roars in laughter, “That’s right! That lollipop must …

S2 15.4 Royal Rumble III

Participants still here: Brandi Rhodes (1) Kelly Kelly (2) Carrie Underwood (3) Mickie James (14) Scarlett Bordeux (16) Anna Katharina (17) Sasha Banks (18) Angela (19) Alexa Bliss (20) Alexa Bliss is the freshest entrant in the match. She heads over and drop kicks Sasha Banks into the corner turnbuckle. Kelly is sizing up a …

S2 15.3 Royal Rumble II

Participants still in the match: (1) Brandi Rhodes (2) Kelly Kelly (3) Carrie Underwood (8) Candice Michelle (9) Anna Jay (10) Paige 11 Brandi Lauren JR: “A new face making her way out right now in Brandi!” Brandi enters the ring as Carrie is getting to her feet. Brandi bashes her skull into Carrie’s head …

S2 15.2 Royal Rumble I

Numbers one and two are in the ring. The number one entrant, Brandi Rhodes and the number two entrant, Kelly Kelly are standing across the ring from each other. The atmosphere in the arena is electric. Every time these two step in the ring with each other there’s a sense of magic in the air. …

S2 14.4 RAW Contract Signing Later Tonight

Lacey is backstage with her crew, consisting of Angelina and Velvet. They’re in a celebratory mood over the big announcement made by Stephanie earlier in the evening. Lacey is thrilled to toot her own horn. “What did I tell you! The Beautiful People are main eventing! I’m going one-on-one with Trish Stratus at the Royal …

S2 13.9 RAW Battle Royal Aftermath

(In bold are the continuing lines from the last segment) Aftermath Lana sneaks up behind Brandi Rhodes and tosses her over the top rope, eliminating her. Lana wins! JR: “Lana Wins!” King; “Stephanie just fired her gun and gave Lana a head start in the race to WrestleMania!” Brandi has been escorted out by referees. …

S2 13.8 RAW Battle Royal

JR: “Tonight’s Battle Royal consists of Kelly Kelly, Brandi Rhodes, Alexa Bliss, Lacey Von Erich, Lana w/ Torrie Wilson, Velvet Sky, and Angelina Love. The winner goes one-on-one with Trish Stratus for the WWE Title at the Royal Rumble.” King: “Brandi and Kelly are already in the Rumble, JR. If either win tonight, they’ll be …